Went to see this as we love the film and thought CD songs would be great.Lovely young staff girls showed us an easier way into our seats as struggle with knees / steps. Generally I couldn't see the whole of the stage and tall people in front blocked view overall. Started off funny. However we were then shocked at the level of crudeness and constant swearing. We expected SOME bad language but not that level. I felt it incited some conflict between two couples in front of us as one started threatening another man. Quite quickly a theatre member came and watched nearby. Felt a tad unsafe. We left at the interval. Completely random show, no story line, weird comedy, not for us. . ?? break dancing. Taught me to read the TA reviews before booking. What a waste of £100 pounds.

Myself and my daughter saw this fantastic show last night, probably the funniest show I've ever seen, the actors were just amazing funny, entertaining, brilliant, abit rude maybe for some people , make sure it's your taste!! , definitely no children. I would seriously go again such a great night! Well done to all the actors the singing, jokes just a great night.

We saw Titanique and it was absolutely hilarious—I didn’t stop crying with laughter. It’s incredibly clever and feels very current, with humour that really lands. The whole concept could have easily tipped into something quite tacky, but instead it’s executed brilliantly. The vocals across the cast were phenomenal, and the performers clearly had the best time on stage—which made it even more enjoyable to watch. The improvised sections were a real highlight and added to the unpredictability and fun. If you’re looking for an emotional, traditional retelling of the Titanic story, this isn’t it. But if you want a smart, hilarious piece of theatre that doesn’t take itself too seriously, then definitely go. And “Céline”… just WOW.

What a fabulous show! Keeping things so current and relevant. I loved it. Had some very real LOL moments. Shocked at the low ratings - did we watch the same show?? My husband travelled back to the UK with my 2 teenage daughters and we made sure to look up the show to see if tickets were available and they were!! (April 2026) 10/10 for me! Bravo to everyone - "fantastique"